Brett Favre #4
Born: The Deep South, 1969
Intestine Removed: 30 inches
All-Time Yards, Wins, TDs: The Most Ever
Beautiful Wife: Deanna
Handsomer Than: Tom Brady
Desire to Win: Unquenchable
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Recent Reasons to Wrangle
1. maybe you work in a stuffy office with a dress code; no matter, just think of your wranglers as a luxury pair of $14 underpants
2. I washed them for the first time, and when I opened up the washer, there were now TWO pairs inside!
3. No baggies required with wranglers. The beef jerky can go right in your pockets.
4. when i'm eating cheese and drinking miller, they are relaxed at the top to let my jub belly hang out
5. nothing keeps me warmer on the frozen tundra than having my nuts stuffed up to my throat
Recent Wranglers
Sarah - 43 - Manitwoc, WI
patrick - 22 - milwaukee, wi
Patrick - 28 - Titletown
Adam Smith - 26 - Waukesha, WI
Carl Hoppmann - 32 - Middleton, WI
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| I love Favre because... |
| he makes it cool to have a three day growth of beard. |
| He plays each time like its the first - full of excitemnt |
| Brett only retired from the NFL when he realized that he hadn't broken any of the CFL records yet. |
| Brett Favre is our backup QB. |
| Brett waited until the major party nominations were set before retiring... and perfectly setting up his third party run for President. |
| Tom Brady can't touch Favre's bullet passes. |
| even though it will probably be below freezing against the Giants, you can bet that Favre will maintain his usual body temperature of 463 degrees Fahrenheit |
| he showers separate from the rest of the team because too many injuries were resulting from his patented "Mach-3" towel snappies. |
| his offseason charity work includes United Way, Habitat for Humanity, Katrina-relief, cancer research, structuring liquidity pools for microloans in sub-saharan Africa, pro bono litigation in front of several state supreme courts and performing cleft-pala |
| he is so renowned for his honesty and integrity, the NFL uses his samples as baselines for the illegal and performance-enhancing drug testing program. |
| his hands are so big that when he milks a cow, he can grab all four teats in one hand and actually milk two Holsteins at once! |
| if when he drops a buttered piece of toast and it lands butter-side down, he'll just rule it an incomplete but then eat go on to eat the entire stick of butter as a lesson to it for its insolence. |
| this year's superbowl halftime show will be higlights from Favre's first half of play. |
| when he retires he plans on marketing a new product he designed called "Handsome Sauce." |
| he's going to retire after the 2021 season. |
| he loves Anna Walentowski. |
| Never was a hold-out. Called Sterling Sharpe and Javon Walker out for holding out. He has honor and integrity |
| he actually exists. Think about it. |
| He charges his cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. |
| This dude is all jacked up on performance enhancers. I heard he's been addicted to DJLJ all season. I guess it stands for Driver-Jennings-Lee-Jones, and he's been hitting up RBRG since like week 5. Not to mention occasional doses of Ruvell and Koren. |
